себе на память, ГПшное

анекдот на английском, спойлер к седьмой книге

Albus Severus - "Daddy, so was Severus your favorite teacher?"

Harry - "Actually no, he was a jerk who loved to torture me for the fun of it because he never got over the fact that my dad was a bully everybody loved."

AS - "huh?"

H - "Yeah... actually he was a death eater, but when Voldemort killed my mom, who Snape loved, he felt guilty and turned double agent for the good side."

AS - "Wait, didn't you say he tortured you at school? I thought grandma died when you were baby."

H - "Oh she did. Even though he was a good guy and never stopped loving my mom, he was still an asshole to me... but he was the best man ever! Be proud of your name son... Off you go I need to talk to your brother, James Peter.

по-моему - в самую точку

и стих, который меня уже несколько дней преследует
http://the-mockturtle.livejournal.com/292360.html