As a team involved in development/support/upgrades probably you should read below note
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download
Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1. Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support