Uncle F**ka! Terrance

Terrance
Phillip
Police Officer
Terrance and Phillip are arguing on the sofa...


Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka,
You're a cock-sucking arse-licking Uncle F**ka,
You're an Uncle F**ka, yes! it's true,
Nobody f**ks Uncles quite like you.

Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka,
You're the one that f**ked your Uncle, Uncle f**ka,
You don't eat nor sleep nor mow the lawn,
You just f**k your Uncle all day long!

Farts musically to Terrance
Farts musically back!

Terrance and Phillip come across a police officer directing traffic, and both fart musically in his face...
(S) What's going on here?

Everyone in the traffic gets out of their cars, and sings in chorus...
Traffic Crowd F**ka, F**ka, Uncle F**ka, Uncle F**ka, F**ka, F**ka...
Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ka,
You're a boner-biting b**tard Uncle F**ka...
You're an Uncle F**ka, I must say...
You f**ked your Uncle yesterday!
Uncle F**ka!!!
That's U...N...C...L...E.., F**k you!
All Uncle F**kaaaaa!
(S) Suck my balls!

Состояние: =)